OK, so far I've submitted my new, improved (so to speak) resume to the opening in this company (that exists because someone else is transferring into this department), as well as to two jobs on monster.com and one potential opening South Philly.
We'll see if the new, improved (so to speak) resume gets me any farther than the old, non-dumbed-down version did.
Incidentally, the migraine I had yesterday, which was so bad that I did my resume-editing while wearing a pair of sunglasses because light hurt my eyes so much, has flared back up. I've had a sun visor on for most of the day. I've taken it off only when I have to go outside my cubicle for any reason.