Oh, BTW. The Mighty Hunter killed the mylar bag of cat treats. I heard some crumpling noises emanating from the kitchen a couple hours ago. Turns out that Captain had chewed right through the mylar bag with cat treats in it. BAD KITTY. Neither he nor Stanley has ever gone onto the forbidden ground of the kitchen table to steal cat treats before.
I'm not even sure if he managed to get any treats out of the bag, as it seems to be pretty full. But the bag's been gutted and the treats will have to be transferred into something else. Bad kitty.
SIGH. File it under "Good thing he's cute!"