I just saw on cnn.com that a cornflake shaped like Illinois sold on eBay for $1350

I repeat: A CORNFLAKE. Was sold. For $1350. Obviously, using one's food to perform an impromptu Rorschach test can be a lucrative business.

Note to self: start proofreading any and all food items for their potential resemblance to other things. Who knows what windfall of untold profits could be the result?