Oh, my gosh! It's a UFO! Call NASA! Call the Department of Homeland Security! There, see it? A big yellow spherical thing, glowing so bright that you can barely look at it for a moment because it hurts your eyes. Feel that HEAT it's throwing off -- you don't even need to wear a jacket today!

What are we waiting for? The public must be warned! Call CNN! Call the local news stations! Call the newspapers! Call the...

What's that you're saying? The big bright thing up there is just the SUN?

Oh.

That's different. Never mind.