Ugh. I have never, EVER wanted to put the mal occhio on someone or something before. But I was actually tempted by the idea for the first time last night, upon seeing the local news. I hate greedy corporate [rhymes with plastered]s.

I'll refrain from ranting, since nothing has actually happened yet. But all the "we're considering" and "we're looking at options" sounds like a bunch of corporate happyspeak for "we're going to shove this down your throat, and we're just telling you in advance so you have time to get used to the idea."