Got a cough? Take honey for it. It scored better than dextromethorphan in a test involving honey, dextromethorphan, and a placebo. (The placebo came in last.)

Good. I'd rather take honey anyway, ten out of ten times. It's so nice when GOOD news comes out of health studies.

Now if they'd come up with a study that says "chocolate cures ankle pain", I'd be in business.