My car won't start. It's trying mightily, when I turn the key, to get going and stay that way. If cars could talk, mine would be saying, "I think I can! I think I can!" But the only real result is the production of some ragged engine noises, before it shudders into silence and stalls, lighting all the alert signals on the dashboard.
I just called out from work, because it's going to take AAA a while to arrive.
I think I have frostbite of the everything. There's soon to be a mug of hot tea with my name on it. Or hot chocolate. Shoot, I'd drink a mug of hot *water* at this point. Brrrrr.