Just heard some parody lyrics on Channel 12 (PBS, during telethon). I am DYING laughing. Thanks to the Internet, here they are:
Topic: Ode to Blue Cross
Sung to the tune of: "Blue Skies"
Blue Cross
Had me agree
To a new Blue Cross
Policy!
Blue Cross
Said I would be
Happy that Blue Cross
Covered me!
Then I took a fall,
Leg in a splint;
They said that I
Should read the fine print!
When a very high
Fever I ran,
They told me I
Took out the wrong plan!
That's Blue Cross!
There seems to be
Plenty for Blue Cross!
None for me!
Anyone who knew me in 1994, when I injured my knee the first time, will appreciate why I'm so highly amused. I could have written a song like this, and I might have if I hadn't been so darn busy taking TUMS from the aggravation of all the paperwork problems I went through.
I picked the lyrics up from this site: Ode To Blue Cross
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