Don't people ever proofread anymore? I mean, EVER?
I've been wandering through the Philadelphia section of Craigslist, just to see what job openings are listed with the ability to telecommute. I'm interested to see what, if anything, I can do to earn money from home via my own computer.
The list of possibilities wasn't all that long, so it was easy to spot the one with the title "Shampoo Person".
Um, what? Surely that can't mean what I think it means, can it?
So I clicked on the link. Sure enough, it's a job shampooing hair in a salon.
My mind boggles at the thought of how, exactly, a person could perform that particular task via telecommuting. What does the employee do, reach through the telephone until their hands come out of the phone receiver located in the salon? Wouldn't that entail the risk of electrocution of the employee and/or the customer? Do they have to pay someone else to stand there and position the phone receiver so the shampoo person can properly wash the customer's hair? And wouldn't it be easier and more practical to just teach the "Phone Receiver Holding Person" to do the shampooing, and forget about having the telecommuting "Shampoo Person" on the payroll?
Or maybe it'd be even easier for someone to PROOFREAD the freaking post before finalizing it for publication on Craigslist.
Nah, that last one would be too logical. Forget that.
I've regretfully decided NOT to apply for this particular telecommuting job. I don't think my carpal tunnel problems would withstand all that reaching through phone receivers, not to mention the repetetive stress injuries that could result from doing that job for hours on end.