>WHUMP< of cat jumping onto a table (verboten in this house)
I can see Captain's sitting on the floor, so...
"STANLEY, get your stripey butt in here."
"That's it, I'm getting up. I'd better not see a cat on a table!"
I get up and start walking toward the dining room. "Here I come!"
>THUD< of cat jumping down
>JINGLE JINGLE< of bell collar as cat trots
Stanley emerges from the kitchen, with a demeanor of, "Hi, Mom! How nice to see you!"
Good thing the kitties are cute. ;-)