Good thing they're cute. :-)

‎>WHUMP< of cat jumping onto a table (verboten in this house)

I can see Captain's sitting on the floor, so...

"STANLEY, get your stripey butt in here."

(no response)

"That's it, I'm getting up. I'd better not see a cat on a table!"

(nada)

I get up and start walking toward the dining room. "Here I come!"

>THUD< of cat jumping down

>JINGLE JINGLE< of bell collar as cat trots

Stanley emerges from the kitchen, with a demeanor of, "Hi, Mom! How nice to see you!"

Good thing the kitties are cute. ;-)